Random Thoughts

* Sunt iar acasa si,doamne,cat de bine e! Iar  sunt grijiless dar si chefless.Am revazut o prietena veche,am avut o seara frumoasa…ce bine e sa intalnesti persoane dupa mult timp si sa iti dai seama ca in relatie nu s-a schimbat nimic! De fapt,ne-am schimbat noi,dar in aceeasi directie,am crescut putin,dar am crescut la fel .Pana la urma asta e prietenia,cand dupa 3 ani in care vietile au luat intorsaturi drastice si ne-au aruncat care-ncotro,ne intalnim si descoperim noi puncte comune in timp ce vorbim despre cele vechi.

   

* Dupa numai o zi de stat acasa,am luat o gura mare de aer.Am 2 saptamani in care pot respira fara masca de oxigen.Ma simt de parca as fi fost salvata de la inec…

   

 

*   Azi am implinit 21 perechi de cercei si inca 16 desperecheati.Dar nu ma voi opri aici!

 

* Da, la multi ani ! Iti urez la cat mai multa naturalete si cat mai putine gesturi (dragute,ce-i drept) calculate. Asta nu e o simulare,it’s real life ! Si pe bune ca daca cineva imi spune ca exagerez,este de mare rahat.(Ady mi-a spus deja,dar nu exista regula…so,incepand de acum,se aplica )Sa fiu a naibii daca rasa umana nu a fost construita in asa fel incat sa avem gusturi, principii si simtiri diferite.Mai pe scurt,privim acelasi lucru,dar nu il percepem la fel.Eu nu exagerez,eu gandesc si simt…ca mine !

 

* De ce naiba in reclame apar numai familii fericite ? Nu am auzit pana acum ceva care sa sune in genul « De cand concubinul meu a fugit cu femeia de serviciu si cu aurul de la mama,trebuia sa gasesc o modalitate dea a prepara o masa cat mai buna,cu cat mai putini bani si intr-un timp cat mai scurt,pentru a scapa de bataile aplicate in repetate randuri de catre fiul meu,Gheorghita care vine beat,nervos si infometat de la carciuma.Acum am Descoperit supa la plic ! Are 8 vitamine si crutoane si a devenit meniul zilei in fiecare zi.Multumesc Knorr,in sfarsit nu mai sunt nevoita sa port ochelari  mari de soare cand ies la piata ! …Pam pam,acum si in varianta cu taitei de casa ! »

 

 

have you ever - Leapsha

   M-am pomenit cu o leapsha de la Fuzzy si ca o tipa responsabila ce ma aflu,am sa ma tin de ea...so,treaba e cam asa: Trebuie sa bolduiesc din lunga lista,faptele ce-am infaptuit.

     Let's get sarted!

  Have you ever...

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain.
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelight bath with someone.
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it
09) Hugged a tree.
10) Done a striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars.
21) Changed a baby’s diaper.
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb.
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip
38) Taken an ice cold bath
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends (lStill have,and always will)

54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !

55) Watched wild whales

56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone (- well,kind of)
150) Killed a human being
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care (Actually someone who loved me)
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested. ?

  Cam asta fu,o pasez cu simt de raspundere la Ady, Ada, Alina si Ovidiu

Funked

  Iar s-a stins lumina pe strada si e bezna si liniste…Se pare ca doar in intuneric auzi linistea.

  Undeva,la capatul strazii,intr-un parc decorat cu forme abstracte,in vreo balta ordinara,isi canta declaratii de dragoste doua broscute.Nici nu incerc sa inteleg ce isi spun,ele se bucura din plin de intimitatea pe care ti-o ofera un dialect folosit doar in grupuri restranse.All I can hear is “Oaaac-oaaac”…and then again,vorbind despre dialecte,suntem doar doi cei care intelegem onomatopeea asta.Sau,asa cred,adica nu cred ca is singura,ca doar era “strigat de lupta” pe vremuri,iar razboaiele grele nu se uita cu una,cu doua.

    Schimband subiectul,dar ramanand totusi la regnul animal,de cateva zile tot miauna o pisica nedorita de sub masini.Cerseste atentie din umbra,nu am apucat sa o vad niciodata…cred ca o va omori timiditatea in cele din urma.

    Mi-au cam amortit neuronii si nu imi alearga prea multe ganduri prin cap,caci tocmai am trecut printr-o zi plina,abia mi-am facut loc cu coatele printre “Cucuriguuu! Trezirea si hai sa ne tundem,ca e 9 jumate si ai intarziat deja la facultate!” , cumparaturi la super pret, intors acasa, mers la tuns, mers la banca,in centru,la mall, facut “shuting” la drumu mare, cumparat zestre ( as in cani,lumanari,serviciu de cafea,set pentru baie,solnita si “pipernita”) si cumparat porcusor de gunieea cu tot cu accesorii,apoi instalat porcusor,urat bun-venit,tras cateva poze,jucat cu el si…gata ziua!

    Pe el,pe porcul usor il cheama Funky,pentru ca asta a fost laitmotivul zilei si el se potriveste perfect in cadru.

      Am un nou coleg de camera care inca nu s-a acomodat si tresare la orice miscare, dar care e pufos,mic,dragut si caruia mi-am permis sa ii spun “tigan batran” din cauza blanitei inchise la culoare,care de aproape se vede si putin grizonata.Nu,nu sunt rasista,dogdamnit! Sa nu imi sariti in cap,ca mie imi pare ca suna foarte boem…

     In alta oride de idei,asa,out of the blue,mi-e pofta de fistic.N-eam fisticit zilele trecute de o punga intreaga si acum ma uit in gol la castronul gol.

     Ah,da,stie cineva cum se vindeca Lanxlavatiophobia (Un nume dat de mine pentru teama nejustificata de a spala vase)? Asteptam de 1 saptamana san e vindecam si deja incepe sa imi fie frica de vasele murdare,caci au pus stapanire pe bucatarie! Help,sa vina cineva sa ne spele oalele,farfuriile,castroanele,tigaile,furculitele,lingurile,cutitele! Iincepem sa ne temem pentru viata noastra fiindca deja nu mai avem cu ce sa mancam. Da,ar trebui sa ne fie rusine...stim ce ganditi,asa ca nu va mai obositi sa spuneti,ca suntem sau nu suntem de acord cu voi! Cert e ca s-au mai vazut si cazuri mai grave :D

                                                                     Urmarile fisticelii

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